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16 BLOCKS
 Release: Mar 06 - Review: 30 Jul 08 
With Intent To Act...
Rather than Just Another Tough Guy Infurio role, in 16 BLOCKS, Willis has put some nuanced daylight between himself and The John McClane.
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300
Release: Mar 07 - Review: 24 Mar 07
Body-shaved for Glory.
...other than that base fact of 300 battle-bred
Spartans smashing up against the insurmountable forces
of Persian King Xerxes, most of this movie is fancy-pants
in a jester's bodysuit.
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1408
Release: Jul 07 - Review: 27 Jul 07
Groundhog Day on Smack.
So when he is warned against staying in The Dolphin Hotel’s room 1408, he takes the challenge, only to find actual pants-browning horror awaits.
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2001:
A SPACE ODYSSEY
Release: Apr 68 - Review: 31 May 06
Also sprach Kubrick und Clarke.
With the simple placement
of an inexplicable, anachronous object - The Monolith
- Clarke and Kubrick forge the best "true science
fiction" adventure of all time.
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2010:
ODYSSEY TWO
Release: Dec 84 - Review: 9 Apr 06
A Midget in the Footsteps of Giants.
Maybe it was this inimitable pedigree
that gave lowly Peter Hyams the impetus to craft such
a reasonably watchable film. 2010: Odyssey Two
is a one-step-forward, one-step-sideways kind of movie.
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3000
MILES TO GRACELAND
Release: Feb 01 - Review: Oct 03
Another Nail In The King's Coffin.
...shreds like shooting-range flak in
the first thirty minutes, which are very Super-Hero, Hard
Guy, flaming-gun-barrel, sneered lips, sequined cloaks
and tight-panted thighs.
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10,000 B.C.
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Mar 08 - Review: 11 Sep 08
Mammoth Mistake.
Roland Emmerich's 10,000 B.C. is such an authentic and realistic portrayal of primitive man, it is clear he did all his research by watching THE FLINTSTONES.
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